Cobb on the Corn?

I like sinking my teeth into a big juicy corn on the cobb as much as the next guy, but when it comes to cobb on the corn?  That I just can't bring myself to dive my teeth into, let alone put my lips on it.
 
How many of you would wrap your mouth around this?  I would really like to know who out there would feel comfortable eating this?  Would you feel shame?  Would you be embarrassed to eat it in front of your family?  Do you eat one part before the other or do you eat them at the same time, back and forth?  I know, I know, you could just wrap your fingers around the protrusion and rip it off, but even that feels wrong.   I just don't think I could eat any thing that looks like this, but by the looks of it, I bet he's the envy of the corn field!

Thanks mom for sharing your sweet cobb with me and the world.