Number 5: Nacho cheese. Nacho cheese is probably man's greatest invention and contribution to this planet. Nacho cheese goes with everything; for example, it goes with chips (obviously), vegetables (of course), any type of bread product - pretzels, bagels, crackers, sliced (naturally), any meat - chicken, bacon, hamburger (without doubt). I mean, there is nothing you can't put nacho cheese on. its flawless.
Number 4: The fact that sometimes Adam's breath smells inexplicably like really good chinese food and he allows me to breathe it in at my leisure.
Number 3: Kissing dog's on the lips. When a dog's mouth is closed, how could you not want to kiss their little lips?
Number 2: When Adam says, "Right on, tampon!" Hilarious.
And Number 1: When people need to microwave something for 1 minute but are too lazy to hit the 1 and two zeros, so they just type in 1:11. Magnificent.