Friday, January 30, 2009

Guess who got Punching Balloons...

We picked up some sweet punching balloons the other day, and my oh my how we have forgotten how freakin' AWESOME they are.  I am still getting the hang of two at a time punching, but let me tell you, I can really rock one!  Here are some sweet pics to hopefully encourage you all to get your punch on!

The little yellow ballon in this last pic is the one I blew up because I am too scared it will blow up on my face.  Adam took over to blow up the big ones because he is not scared of anything!  except horses.  for reals.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here!!

Well, my fabulous friends, I am happy to announce the GRAND OPENING of my new etsy store.  Check out the fun here or go to the side bar on the right side of my blog and click on my shop.  I will be posting tons of new stuff through out the week.  Go ahead and pass along the fun to your friends as I am sure everyone will be rushing to buy some of my homemade goodness.  The pics above are just a few of the items you will find in the shop.  Thanks for checking it out!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Crazy and Wild Times

So, I am not feeling all that well, I woke up with a bit of a sore throat, hopefully it will be gone by tonight because I do have some awesome stuff to blog about.  Anywho, In the mean time, I was really wanting to show you these awesome pics of our hilarious dogs.  Sometimes they just like to let their hair down and go nuts.  It's so wild and crazy here, I don't think I can explain in words better than what these pictures can tell you.  And away we go....

This is CRAZY Gary.  
Laughing Crazily.

This is Fidel spinning, notice how everything around him is still, like the little bookcase and the jacket arm.  He really does like to get in a good spin.  everyday.  all day.

Oh man. There he goes again, this time I think it was to get Gary's attention, who mind you is not a spinner.  Gary couldn't care less though, I mean, he does so much crazier stuff anyway, like spinning is totally lame.  But man, doesn't Fidel have such good form?  I think he's a shoe-in for gold at this years Spinolympics.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Happy MLK Day

Celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day today!!  Since most everyone will have the day off to celebrate, here are a few ideas from me on just how to enjoy your day:
  1. Talk about things you don't plan on doing.  ever.  to everyone.  I am definitely going to get involved in a pick up basketball game today.   
  2. March around a large piece of furniture for 20 minutes, playing air bagpipes.  You will really feel like you did something productive.  trust me.
  3. See how many high fives you can give your dog/cat in a row.  My record is 1.  My dog sucks.
  4. Eat nothing but celery today.  You'll lose weight and be super skinny tomorrow morning. I don't have an eating disorder I just like it when my ribs stick out...
  5.  Take nude pictures of yourself and threaten to send them to everyone you know.  and then accidently do.  
That last one should tie up the rest of your day, so I hope you guys got some real good ideas so you can have a great day!  Don't forget to wear buttons today, they make a statement so you don't have to.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Happy Birthday Mike Honcho!!

Today is the day that Mike Honcho graced the world with his presence.  So Happy Day to you Mike H, hope it's a doozey!  By the way, this is the first actual photo of his face without it being obstructed by something, it might be gone soon if he sees it and yells at me, but I am unselfishly letting you guys enjoy it.  So, Enjoy.  
And to continue in the tradition of birthday add ons, it is also Richard Moll's birthday.  You know who he is, the lovable bailiff from Night Court.  Oh, chin up Rich Moll and have a grand ol' b-day!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Do you remember this one?

I used to sing this song with my friends on the playground.  We also had some pretty rad hand clapping choreography going too.  Go ahead and sing it with your friends but let me tell you it needs to be sung at a fast pace, it also helps if you sing it in a ghetto Latina accent. seriously.  If you sing it this way it's awesome, otherwise it's just stupid.

Uno, dos, siesta
I said a East a West
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake
He brought me home with a belly ache
I said momma, momma I feel sick
call the doctor quick, quick, quick
doctor, doctor will i die?
count to five and you'll stay alive
I said a one, two, three, four, five
I'm Alive!

Friday, January 9, 2009

I Got a New Hamster today

his name is Mr. Snufflecakes and he is so cool.  We have done so much today it is crazy!!  Here is a little bit of the fun we had.  Take it away Mr. Snufflecakes...

Here he was giving me a "Thank you for picking me" cake.  Oh, you're welcome Mr. Snufflecakes, you are welcome.

We had a big day planned so Mr. Snufflecakes got in a workout while I took a shower.

During my shower I remembered something and I yelled down to him to please water the plants because I usually forget.  dumb me.  He's very helpful around the house.

We decided to warm up with a game of tennis, I am not very good, but Mr. Snufflecakes is patient and it didn't take long until we could really get a good volley going.

Next, I took him to my favorite golf course where we hit a few balls at the driving range.  We both agreed that a full game would just be to tiring since we still had a big night ahead of us.

We ended the night with some karaoke at the local hangout.  He did a stellar rendition of Manic Monday by the Bangles.  We had such an awesome time!

Here he was cheering me on when I got up to sing Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On.  I think I had the whole club a jumpin' with that one.

Mr. Snufflecakes and I had such an awesome day...I hope there is more to come!  Let's hope the dogs don't eat him before we can go boogie boarding this summer!  Owww!

Valentine's Day is Coming...

and what better way to say "I love you" than with a TwoDaLoo.  This is just what every couple needs in order to save their relationship and the environment.  This is an old invention I guess, but wholly cow, I can't believe everyone in America, nay, the world, doesn't own one of these.  Apparently this little number will set you back about $1400 but it is an investment in your future since it uses one tank.  one tank, one flush.  I don't know about you, but I have always, ALWAYS wanted Adam and I to be able to go to the bathroom at the same time.  Seriously, what is more sexy than that?  I don't know.  Nothing.  You can also get the upgraded version that comes with a 7" LCD screen and an iPod docking station.  Because when your rocking out a big one it would be nice to have the encouraging sounds of some easy listening, or maybe Eddie Murphy's "My Girl Likes to Party all the Time" because obviously I like to party all the time.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Super Bowl Bets

Even though the three of us are living in Oregon and not in the gaming capital of the US, we decided to go ahead and bet on the Super Bowl.  Now I am at a great disadvantage since the only thing I know about football is that I know I like the Manning brothers.  I like them.  That's it.  Well, I went ahead and made my pics for these brackets that Adam and Mike Honcho made up.  They asked me who I liked out of certain teams and I told them.  As of a month ago, I had a Colts v. Giants Super Bowl, a Manning v. Manning Super Bowl...I told you , I like them.  As of last week, that is no longer happening, but now I am losing the bet.  (I am giving a pouty face, so you know)  It looks like Mike Honcho is in the lead (go figure, he loves football and knows everything about it) and Adam is in second.  I am not sure how much longer it is until the big game day or how they even figure out who's winning, but let me tell you this, it's not me.  I suppose you want to know what the bet is...well, 1st place gets to pick out a tattoo, 2nd place does the tattoo, and 3rd place receives the tattoo.  So if Mike Honcho wins, he gets to pick a tattoo and if I lose, I have to get whatever he picks and he's already hinted that is has something to do with the Dallas Cowboys and a helmet.  Seriously.  a dallas cowboys helmet.  How lame.  I DO NOT want a DALLAS COWBOYS HELMET on me.  I wouldn't mind if it was something cool, like a guy walking a tightrope above a  pool of sharks, but a helmet with his favorite team on it?  I really hope I can give a good enough argument because this would be embarrassing.  Anywho...I am going to go try and convince him that his idea is so boring and "Unoriginal"  I am going to try to reverse psychology his ass, so that way HE thinks the idea is lame.   Ha Ha Ha.   Oh how devilishly clever I am....

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Happy Birthday Theresa!!

I don't want to embarrass anyone, but it is a certain mother-in-laws birthday today!  Sooooo, happy birthday Theresa.  Also, it is Mel Gibson's birthday today, HB to Mel too!