and what better way to say "I love you" than with a TwoDaLoo. This is just what every couple needs in order to save their relationship and the environment. This is an old invention I guess, but wholly cow, I can't believe everyone in America, nay, the world, doesn't own one of these. Apparently this little number will set you back about $1400 but it is an investment in your future since it uses one tank. one tank, one flush. I don't know about you, but I have always, ALWAYS wanted Adam and I to be able to go to the bathroom at the same time. Seriously, what is more sexy than that? I don't know. Nothing. You can also get the upgraded version that comes with a 7" LCD screen and an iPod docking station. Because when your rocking out a big one it would be nice to have the encouraging sounds of some easy listening, or maybe Eddie Murphy's "My Girl Likes to Party all the Time" because obviously I like to party all the time.