Do you remember this one?

I used to sing this song with my friends on the playground.  We also had some pretty rad hand clapping choreography going too.  Go ahead and sing it with your friends but let me tell you it needs to be sung at a fast pace, it also helps if you sing it in a ghetto Latina accent. seriously.  If you sing it this way it's awesome, otherwise it's just stupid.

Uno, dos, siesta

I said a East a West

I met my boyfriend at the candy store

He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake

He brought me home with a belly ache

I said momma, momma I feel sick

call the doctor quick, quick, quick

doctor, doctor will i die?

count to five and you'll stay alive

I said a one, two, three, four, five

I'm Alive!