I used to sing this song with my friends on the playground. We also had some pretty rad hand clapping choreography going too. Go ahead and sing it with your friends but let me tell you it needs to be sung at a fast pace, it also helps if you sing it in a ghetto Latina accent. seriously. If you sing it this way it's awesome, otherwise it's just stupid.
Uno, dos, siesta
I said a East a West
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake
He brought me home with a belly ache
I said momma, momma I feel sick
call the doctor quick, quick, quick
doctor, doctor will i die?
count to five and you'll stay alive
I said a one, two, three, four, five