he likes it in there. So, for my Day 4 of Awesomeness, I introduce you to the Pet Crate End Table.
For those who like their animals to be smelled and heard but not seen. Seriously? I don't get this product, but oh that wonderful Sky Mall sells these babies for $200! I guess when you are having guests over, you just put your canine companion "away", like you would toys or left over pizza boxes. I mean, no one wants to leave their pets lying around; people could trip over them or even, GASP, pet them. Ewwww! Besides, it is so much better to lock your dog in the end table next to the couch, where you may place your food and drink than to have them begging at your feet. This way they can just go crazy trying to get that plate of hot cocktail wieners you left so innocently atop his hideaway. I suppose this product isn't just for when company comes over, but for when you are so sick and tired of extending your arm to scratch under Fido's chin or throw that damn rubber ball just one more time, that the only possible solution is to lock him in your table. This way, you can FINALLY enjoy his company in the same room. awesome.